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So, have you made your Christmas pudding yet?

It's 18th October, and I think the person was serious.
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He was at death's door on Saturday, but he won't step over the threshold.

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Hi, Heidi here!

(Try saying it out loud)
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Sometimes I have lunch with my father, but today there were three of us because EC has a job so we met near where he's working. It's a very strange feeling. Last night I was looking at some old photos. I looked so young when he was born. Now there's an old bloke in the mirror.
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Twice while working at home today, I've gone into the kitchen and seen butterflies fly into the kitchen window. I've never seen that before.

That's two days in a row that a window has saved me from insect attack.
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In an office on the 7th floor today, something caught my eye outside the window. It was a dragonfly. It might have been blown up there by the wind, but it's not windy today.


Jun. 28th, 2017 03:54 pm
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Some things are easy to remember, and some are hard.

For example, I wrote a thing called Tilex for making images that will tile on your desktop. There were meant to be two ways of making a tile. I implemented one way about nine years ago (according to source control). I never got around to the other because it seemed more effort to implement. A few days ago I picked it up again and I could remember exactly what I had in mind for how it should work. It was as clear as if I had thought of it yesterday.

I can't do names. If I see people regularly their names mostly stick, but if I only see someone occasionally then I'll struggle to remember their name. And if I haven't seen someone for a long time then there's a fair chance that I'll remember lots of things about them, but not their name. And I'm aware that people can be quite upset if you can't remember their name.


Jun. 28th, 2017 03:27 pm
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There are big TV screens in Canada Square so that people can sit out and watch tennis. Presumably this will be popular during Wimbledon. The other day Andy Murray was playing in some tournament, and lots of people sat on the grass to watch. Today there's a women's match and there's no one watching. Draw your own conclusions.
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This morning while I was looking at our bug tracker, my laptop switched itself off. No error shutdown sequence. No blue screen of death. Just off. That's not good.

I went to lunch knowing I had to be back for a 2pm meeting. While I was out, the meeting was moved to 1:30. That's not good.

This afternoon the debugger didn't want to step in to the relevant bit of code. Then it told me it was executing blank lines. That's not good.

Can I go home now, please?
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I work in London. This means that I might be blown to pieces by a terrorist. It hasn't happened yet.

What can I do? The country is on a high terror alert, but I still go to work. As I came into the building, I was asked to show my security pass for the first time today. But I'm still more likely to be killed crossing the street.

I'm puzzled by terrorism. What do bombers hope to achieve? Everyone carries on as if nothing happened, but with extra security checks. Nothing changes. The IRA, the Nazis, religious fundamentalists - none of them have thought this through.

Anyway, if I get killed in an attack, please blow a big raspberry at whoever did it (profanities are optional, but satisfying) and carry on as normal. Play 20th Century Boy at my funeral, and no religion please.


May. 24th, 2017 03:37 pm
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We had a message from YC the other day that he was OK, which made no sense until we realised there had been a bombing.

Lots of young people are dead, and I'm pleased that my kid isn't one of them. This is uncomfortably close to being pleased that someone else's kid died.

The next day I read the news about what happened. The government had responded. So what? There were stories about people helping - free taxi rides home for the people in the area, cafes giving food and drink to people affected and the emergency services, and people offering a bed/sofa/floor to anyone who couldn't get home. I had a little cry and missed an on-line meeting that I should have been in.
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I was sceptical that the beans in the coffee machine were actually used. Today I hear from my (less sceptical) colleague that he's seen the coffee machine open, and the bean hopper is in fact quite large (not just a display thing in the door) and the woman who replenishes kitchen things was filling it up.

So when you get coffee from the machine, it grinds some beans to make it. Thanks heavens.

Then it adds powdered milk.

This may be the last coffee post, but I can't guarantee it.
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The topic of discussion at work today is the coffee machine. It has a window at the front where you can see some coffee beans, so you might assume that it grinds some of those beans to make your coffee. But my contention is that they are just for show, and the coffee inside is already ground. I suggested this to a colleague, and he didn't want to believe me because he would feel cheated. Now he's told me that he thinks that the bean level in the window has gone up. I think that he might be seeing what he wants to see.

Rest assured that I'll keep you up to date with developments (if there are any).


May. 17th, 2017 11:15 am
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Writing email in Outlook, I used the sentence "So will I." It put a squiggly line under "I", and suggested "So will me."

Thanks, Microsoft.


May. 8th, 2017 12:19 pm
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No time for breakfast this morning, so imagine my delight when I found that I still had some custard creams at work. Healthy and nutritious!
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Went to see Their Finest and enjoyed it. Good film, and the cinema had plenty of legroom. Kept trying to figure who one woman in it was: Rachael Stirling who was in Detectorists.
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I went to see Joan Osborne. It was a somewhat unusual show. She's only appearing once in England, she's not promoting an album (because she's in the middle of recording one), and it was in a church (the Union Chapel in Islington - architecture!).

The album she's recording is Bob Dylan covers. Now I'm not a big fan of Bob Dylan, and covers can be a bit crap, but she did several excellent versions of songs by him. I particularly like Tangled Up in Blue (not a song I knew) and Highway 61 Revisited (which I did). A few times with the songs I knew I felt like she was making up the tune, then but Bob Dylan often isn't doing much more than speaking the words, so if you're a real singer you need to sing.

She did some of her own songs too. There was a (well deserved) big reception for Work on Me and when the clapping stopped she said "So you like the sexy ones, London. Mental note!"

The crowd was mostly older than me, so there was a lot of grey hair. We all sat politely in the chapel pews, although most people stood up to applaud at the end of the night.

Joan Osborne can sing like no one else I know and I had a great evening out. You should too if you get a chance.

Cycling off

Nov. 2nd, 2016 01:10 pm
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I ride a bicycle to the station on my way to work. Yesterday the velcro on my hi-vis jacket came undone, so I was doing that up with my left hand, and I tried to change gear with my right hand, but I pulled the brake lever instead of the gear lever, the front wheel stopped, I teetered a bit, fell, and hit my knee on the ground. Comical, if it hadn't hurt.

Since I've cycled regularly, I think that this is the fifth time I've come off. I've got a metal plate in my arm from one of them, but no permanent damage from the others. I usually ride when it's early, so I may not be that alert. Only one of them happened on the way home.

Obviously I should stop to adjust things. Catching the train is less important than physical safety, and cycling one handed was a contributing factor yesterday.

Also cycling is just riskier. I've never fallen off a car, and accidentally applying a car's brakes still leaves you sitting in the car.

I did once fall off a bus, but that's a different (but equally ridiculous) story.
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