"Say, what?" of the day

An error dialog had a help link. I wasn't hopeful. The help said this.

Local Applications Cannot Be Monitored (Error Dialog On Startup)

Description: [blah blah]

Resolution: This can happen on Windows systems if the username contains capitalized letters...

Say, what? A directory created by the software is named with the wrong case, and that stops the software working? Surely you jest.

Apparently not.

...To workaround the problem, exit all Java applications, delete the %TMP%\hsperfdata_username directory and create new %TMP%\hsperfdata_UserName directory.

Hmm, works now.

Mattress

The mattress was past it, so we got a new one. Mattresses have got fatter. Now when I sit on the bed, my feet only just reach the floor. I like that. I feel like a child.