Things I dislike

Here are two things that annoy me.

1. Sometimes someone asks me a question and I answer, but only later it becomes clear that they were really asking something else, which bugs me no end.

   Them:

   What time is it?

   Me:

   Half past twelve

   Long pause where they feel hurt that I didn't realise that they wanted us to go for lunch...
   
   
2. Sometimes when I ask a question, it's completely obvious that there's a reason for asking it, so I don't say that part, but the other person completely misses the point.

   Me:

   What time is it?

   Them:

   Half past twelve

   Long pause where I feel hurt that they didn't realise that I wanted us to go for lunch...