Months

You may be familiar with Movember, the sponsored growing of moustaches for charity. There's been recent advertising for giving up smoking in Stoptober.

Why stop at mangling the names of two months?

• Embrace the spectrum of your sexuality - Gaypril
• Stretch out the summer holiday season like they do in France - Moregust
• Beer factory tour month - Febrewery
• International quiche month - Flanuary
• 31 days of political protest - March, march, march!
• Month of difficult tedious journeys - Schleptember

I think that we should leave December alone because that's already busy enough, but I didn't come up with anything for May, June or July. Can you help?