I hadn't realised that we get a bank holiday for Prince Whatsisname's wedding. On the one hand the royal family is an irrelevant anachronism and mildly annoying. On the other hand, since we get a day off work, can we marry off any more princes?
BTW I'm not being disingenuous about Prince Whatsisname's name: I'm really not sure which one it is. Why would I care?
BTW I'm not being disingenuous about Prince Whatsisname's name: I'm really not sure which one it is. Why would I care?