Recruitment consultants

If you work in IT (and presumably in plenty of other jobs) then you will get cold calls from recruitment consultants. If only they were head-hunting you for some plum job. No. They just think that you might have some influence over recruitment. If you say that you don't, they don't give up. They want to know who they should speak to. No one. Go away!

But then one day you need a job, and who do you have to go to? Those same scumbags who cold call you, the recruitment consultants. Why don't they have more jobs available? They should be cold-calling more people, damn it!