Going to the chapel...

I've never been married, and I've never wanted to get married. I don't get it. What has my private life got to do with anyone else, never mind the church or the government? So I was always a bit puzzled why gay people wanted to get married. However, I know that I'm the weird one. Most people think marriage is A Good Thing, and I'm quite happy for anyone to marry whoever they like if that's what they want. And I quite like weddings. So I'm quite content for straight men to marry each other to get some rugby tickets.